* Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its still pretty good

* Kiss me and u will see stars; Love me and I will give them to u.

* Love is a thing, sex is also a thing

* Sex is like nokia (connecting people), like nike (just to it), like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited).

* What is the maximum speed during sex?… 68… because at 69 u go overturn!

* Just to let u know that I went to heaven and back…

* Sex is the game, love is a name, forget the name… lets play the game.