From: Judy, 38, Virginia, US
To: Joe, age 40, Virginia, US

You,

Today I hate you. You suck and I can’t stand being in the same room with you let alone the same house. I would like nothing better than to punch you in the head.

But I still love you more than words can convey. And there is nobody that I would rather spend my life with. Here’s to another 20 years of wedded bliss!

Your loving wife,
Me